mitochondria

The thing that makes photosynthesis

Tom: "what's the mitochondria?"
Steve: "Not the powerhouse of the cell"

by Chef. Balsamico October 14, 2020

Chlorophyll mitochondria

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.

*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA

by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017

mitochondria resembling a penis

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013

Mitochondria

The best organelle in the entire cell and everyone is jealous of it.

Peroxisomes: “I wish I was a mitochondria!”
Chloroplasts: “They really are the best organelles in the cell”
Peroxisomes: “I guess you are right”

by Powerhouseofthecell November 15, 2019

ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018

Mitochondria

Organelles which accomodates sufficient quantities of enzymes required for respiration and where most energy is released in respiration. Heart muscle cells contain the most mitochondria with approximately 5000 mitochondria per cell. This is because the heart muscles are always active and work continously to pump blood, cells and nutrients through your body in order to maintain proper function.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse cell as it is required for energy.

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022