The thing that makes photosynthesis
by Chef. Balsamico October 14, 2020
A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
by Xhosa is September 27, 2018
“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017
a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.
wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!
No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit
No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit
by wakawakakankeh November 20, 2013
*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*
by Pu55yGr1nder69420 March 15, 2018
Peroxisomes: “I wish I was a mitochondria!”
Chloroplasts: “They really are the best organelles in the cell”
Peroxisomes: “I guess you are right”
Chloroplasts: “They really are the best organelles in the cell”
Peroxisomes: “I guess you are right”
by Powerhouseofthecell November 15, 2019
Organelles which accomodates sufficient quantities of enzymes required for respiration and where most energy is released in respiration. Heart muscle cells contain the most mitochondria with approximately 5000 mitochondria per cell. This is because the heart muscles are always active and work continously to pump blood, cells and nutrients through your body in order to maintain proper function.
by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022