J mish

An awesomely annoying redneck who loves Nascar and hats.

Dude the J mish stole my food!

by Hunter A******* April 15, 2008

mish mumkin

Mainly used in the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this phrase means "no way!"

So if you visit Cairo one day, and want to try to haggle with one of the merchants in Khan-al-Khalili, you can keep saying "mish mumkin" when they offer you a price until they get to the lowest price.

Dude 1: "Man, yesterday I saw a Lamborghini Countach that was painted with a really glossy and shiny blackish-purple color, and it had spinning rims, and to top the back spoiler was shaped differently, and it looked really scary. Plus a huge flame came out of the exhaust once that sucker took off."

Dude 2: "Mish mumkin!"

Dude 1: "How could I lie about this man?"

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

Laggin' like a Mish

When the connection in a game is so bad that you can't play properly.

Dude 1: Man, I can't play this game, that connection is way to bad.
Dude 2: Yeah man.. It's laggin' like a mish!

by Blaarg Honk April 4, 2011

Mish Posish

Missionary (Mish) Position (Posish)!

Baby, let's do all three classics: doggy, on top and mish posish...

by SinSe' July 14, 2009

On A Mish for fish

A term used by lesbians or hetrosexuals going on the pull on a mission for a one night stand/shag

Person A - I'm looking forward to going on a mish for fish tonight at the club tonight

Person B - Yeah man, there's gunna be a shit load of fish to fuck tonight!!

by Shielse January 29, 2009

suicide mish

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mission

Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?

by Andy2billion July 15, 2005

Pulled a Ha-mish!

Art of loosing a something Very important.

Son - "Mom I lost my wallet today"
Mom - "Well you just pulled a Ha-mish! there, naughty boy"

by centurionz September 28, 2013