bingo mincer

A lady usually 80+ that shreds all the nans at the local RSL. Can go by the names Mad Dog Margret, Sheryl the Shredder, Dona the Destroyer or Betty Bingo.

oi ur nans full a bingo mincer, left my nan shane with a hip replacement after her fire bingo switch plays.

by Bingo nan Banger March 19, 2017

Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022

batty mincer

Someone who messes about with the same sex’s bumhole

Person 1: Mate are you a batty mincer?

Person 2: Yeah massive batty mincer?

Person 1: Nice Cal

by Mr hello there baby September 14, 2018

minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..

"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"

by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009

raving mincer

A homophobic slur used by 40 year old men obsessed with bangers

Fuck off you fucking raving mincer!!

by Bandit bangers June 30, 2016

raving mincer

An insult used by someone normally obsessed with bangers, insinuating you are gay. Often combined with arse bandit or uphill fudgepacker.

Fuck off you fucking raving mincer!

by Bandit bangers June 30, 2016