You'll thank me later

A phrase uttered by utter wankers.

Nathan: You'll thank me later
Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias: Shut the fuck up, wanka.

by Wankastic November 26, 2010

Thank me later

I think is like thank me later you know thing is is the opposite of thing for me later this thing

Emmy is like thank me later you know thing is is the opposite of thing for me later this thing

by Marilpoo October 20, 2018

Jar Me Later

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.

When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"

by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019

Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.

"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.

A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.

"Masturbation" -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020