May 24

The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.

person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

May 24

The fu*k off day

Oh may 24

by Diskinis September 3, 2022

May 24

Give your boyfriend back his sweaters day

Day where your girlfriend has to return all the sweaters you've given her

"You have give me back all my sweaters now babe, after all it's May 24"

by awesomeness7757 May 19, 2022

May 24

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day. On May 24 2021, millions of people will be participating in the event of eating a bowl of rigatoni pasta.

"Why are you eating rigatoni pasta?" "Oh you didn't know? Its May 24"

by just//a//randommm/person May 21, 2021

May 24

A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

by Realnamenotfound May 24, 2022

may 24

literally a date that no-one celebrates or bothers to know that it exists.

what's on may 24?

by toastbutter October 15, 2019

May 24

May 24 is national send an ass spread pic to your boyfriend

No matter what you have to send it because it’s may 24

by User7272628 May 23, 2022