Matteo

Someone who hates whenever anyone says the following:

"Material girl"
"Sussy" (and variations)
They also hate drinking tap water and eating food with any sauce
Dude 1: Yo, have you heard about among us?
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMONG US
by marissa443 February 13, 2022
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He is the coolest guy in the whole world. he is an amizing person and all the ladies comes after him. if you see a matteo say that he is an amazing person and the best friend you will ever have.
Wow you're such a Matteo
by Matito06 March 08, 2019
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Matteo is a person with a Big Dick, a very Big Dick.
Matteo has a Big Dick
by DoctorMattew November 22, 2021
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A male with a HUGE cock is generally referred to as a 'Matteo'. He fucks 79% of all girls in his neighbourhood straight down and up. A Matteo can get it up in less than 1.1415 seconds.
Joanna: Omg Omg, the Matteo last night got it up so quick!
Abigail: Really, can you send him to my house?
by cockycox77 February 26, 2018
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Matteo is a very funny italian guy who will always lighten your mood. He is so cute and has the most gorgeous blue eyes. It captures girls attention, usually names that go by Hanna or Alexis, popular italian names. Matteo is a very popular boy in his grade and has a strong relationship everyone looks up too.
Damn. Matteo is such a cute boy. Whatever girl has him is lucky.
by hey hi hhdad hhqkj July 13, 2018
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“Matteo when is ur birthday?”
by karenisnotalive June 27, 2021
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Matteo is a sexy Italian. His kiss makes you weak, his tongue makes him unforgettable.
He is a suave man, smooth and has the ability to leave you wanting more.
I was kissed by a Matteo and lost my mind
by Cheeky4U May 21, 2021
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