Matteo

Someone who hates whenever anyone says the following:

"Material girl"
"Sussy" (and variations)
They also hate drinking tap water and eating food with any sauce

Dude 1: Yo, have you heard about among us?
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMONG US

by marissa443 February 12, 2022

Matteo

He is the coolest guy in the whole world. he is an amizing person and all the ladies comes after him. if you see a matteo say that he is an amazing person and the best friend you will ever have.

Wow you're such a Matteo

by Matito06 March 8, 2019

Matteo

Matteo is a person with a Big Dick, a very Big Dick.

Matteo has a Big Dick

by DoctorMattew November 22, 2021

Matteo

A male with a HUGE cock is generally referred to as a 'Matteo'. He fucks 79% of all girls in his neighbourhood straight down and up. A Matteo can get it up in less than 1.1415 seconds.

Joanna: Omg Omg, the Matteo last night got it up so quick!
Abigail: Really, can you send him to my house?

by cockycox77 May 8, 2018

matteo

Matteo is a very funny italian guy who will always lighten your mood. He is so cute and has the most gorgeous blue eyes. It captures girls attention, usually names that go by Hanna or Alexis, popular italian names. Matteo is a very popular boy in his grade and has a strong relationship everyone looks up too.

Damn. Matteo is such a cute boy. Whatever girl has him is lucky.

by hey hi hhdad hhqkj July 12, 2018

Matteo

he won’t tell u his birthday

“Matteo when is ur birthday?”

by karenisnotalive June 26, 2021

Matteo

Matteo is a sexy Italian. His kiss makes you weak, his tongue makes him unforgettable.
He is a suave man, smooth and has the ability to leave you wanting more.

I was kissed by a Matteo and lost my mind

by Cheeky4U May 20, 2021