cockycox77's definitions
A male with a HUGE cock is generally referred to as a 'Matteo'. He fucks 79% of all girls in his neighbourhood straight down and up. A Matteo can get it up in less than 1.1415 seconds.
Joanna: Omg Omg, the Matteo last night got it up so quick!
Abigail: Really, can you send him to my house?
Abigail: Really, can you send him to my house?
by cockycox77 May 8, 2018
Get the Matteo mug.