macTard

mac•tard
mak-tard –noun

1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".

Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >

—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb

—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
That d-bag just spent another 750 bucks on a new iPhone4! What a macTard!
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A user of Macintosh computers, an Apple fan.
"So did you get caught out by that annoying (virus/worm/trojan)?"
"Nah, I'm a Mactard"
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iliterate in Mac computer. Not Mac friendly.
That student did not know how to use the MAC computer. The student was unable to open up his document nor use Garageband, he is Mactarded.
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When someone doesn't know how to use a mac.
Shelly is mactarded.
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Someone who is incapaple of using a Mac
I cannot coordinate a slow-moving mouse with only one button because I am a mactard
by jamlip April 29, 2005
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