L.s.h.i.s.m

laughing so hard i shit myself

That was so funny, L.s.h.i.s.m

by Cliff Partosan October 19, 2008

S-i-m-p

Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019

s.m.i.t.

sexy monster in training. Someone who is too young for you to date but is still hot and muscular. Usually a guy, and they usually have a sexy older brother of dateable age.

Friend 1: He is such a s.m.i.t.
Friend 2: I know! I wish he was just a few years older!

by gabrielle :) July 5, 2011

M.I.S

It’s means MOVING IN SILENCE

James: yo I’m under M.I.S BRO

Me: What’s M.I.S means
James: MOVING IN SILENCE bro

by Keabae May 4, 2020

S M I L E : )

This is a hacked ROBLOX group and you should NEVER go to it. When you die in the pits of the group's games, the game will freeze. The thing is, if you request to join, then get accepted and play the group's games, it will be used as a keylogger and will store data.

There is no way I can put S M I L E : ) into a sentence, lol

by HiGuyzItzMeh October 5, 2020

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

s.m.i.l.e.

Smooch
me
i
love
'em

"s.m.i.l.e. justin!"

by Abbie Cupcake December 4, 2007