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i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

i want you to fuck me until i say "oh daddy"
person 1: hey

person 2: hey

person 1: i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

person 2: bet
by nessie-bitch November 23, 2020
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M.I.T.S

(prounounced: like the baseeball glove;mitt...a MIT)noun, adjective...or verb like "M.I.Tty": moms in track suits; referring to a mom who often wears Juicy Coutoure etc. etc. or is very preppy and overly nice (aka annoying) social club mothers, country club moms, rich, lots of pink and green :-) associated with preppy,rich>>>>>>an offensive term
(sometimes used without the .S if used as singular to avoid confusion and also no extra s is added if used as plural)
(I use this to describe mothers of other kids in my sister's very preppy, rich, school) "Of course she is a M.I.T(.S); look at her daughter!" "That is such a M.I.Tty mom." "Look at all of the M.I.T.S going to play country club tennis!"
by NONAMO May 16, 2006
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let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red
jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet
by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020
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M.O.I.S.T

MOIST, sounds creepy when you say it doesnt it?
a M.O.I.S.T is a MAN.with OVERLY INFANTILE SEXUAL TENDENCIES aka a child toucher.
look a that crossing guard holding that boy's hand, what a M.O.I.S.T
by sexontherun December 14, 2009
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M.I.E.S.

An abbreviation commonly used among kids who don't have time to type out "My Mother is Eating My Socks", so, instead, kids use MIES- Mother Is Eating Socks.
Kid 1:So, what are you doing?
Kid 2: Brb
Kid 2: OMG I'm back!! M.I.E.S.!
Kid 1: No way! WTF!?!
by WinterDrake January 17, 2011
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M.I.M.S.

M.I.M.S. that pinto just bet that Camaro in a drag race
by Lordinvi3 July 5, 2025
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