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Lynette's Syndrome 

Lynette's Syndrome:

A neurological condition in women which over the years results in a complete void of empathy, and/or civil behaviour towards others, in an individual. The patient often covets ownership of even the most remedial tasks, despite being unable or unwilling to perform them when required to.

Not to be confused with Tourette's Syndrome, an altogether different affliction which frequently occurs simultaneously.



- Example -

Man:
Did you remember to pick me up a six-pack of beer like you said you would?

Woman:
Did I what? I can't be expected to do everything around here, regardless of whether I said I would or not! Its not my responsibility, I just like to pretend it is. But you're not allowed to do it either! Im telling!

Man:
Telling who? Calm down you crazy whore - what's your problem? Have you got Lynette's syndrome or something?



lynette wong

very cute mgs swimmer. nice smile too. likes me-to-you bears. wants roses,bez friend is amer. (definition above is void)
"lalalalalallala" on msn.
lynette wong by meimei September 3, 2003

lynette wong

very cute mgs swimmer. nice smile too. likes me-to-you bears. wants roses,bez friend is amer.
"lalalalalallala" on msn.
lynette wong by wakeup, jianyang. September 3, 2003

Hot Lynette 

The act of turning down all unwanted advances to cherish and honor their lover doodle
That gross pig tried to get my pants so I pulled the Ole hot Lynette on him.
Hot Lynette by RB Money August 20, 2024
She's the most finest & gorgeous person in the world. She has a huge heart & you'll fall in love with her in seconds. She's like a diamond hard to find but once found you have to keep her.
Omg! Is linette an angel sent from heaven?
Linette is perfect In every shape & form
Damn! Linettes are keepers
Linette by Neverbetter450 July 11, 2016
A beautiful girl with an amazing personality! She can be the meanest person ever if you treat her wrong. She will accomplish great things in life and she knows how to handle herself well. You don't wanna lose a girl like her, you'll regret it forever. If you find Lenette keep her and don't let her go.
She's amazing, her name must be Lenette!
Lenette by LenettesGirl October 16, 2011