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Holiday Leftovers

When at first a person seems like they're warming up to you or things are heating up, and then they turn cold; similar to heating up a plate of holiday leftovers where the first bite is hot and then the second bite is cold.
Tom: "Hey man, how's it going with Mary?"
Nick: " She pulled a holiday leftovers on me."
by _Well_Informed_ July 5, 2017
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Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.
I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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louisiana leftovers

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then wrap saran wrap around it very tightly. After three weeks you take the saran wrap off and eat the girl out.
"Have you ever tried mung?"

"Dude, that's nothing in comparison to louisiana leftovers."
by My nigga bovice! March 14, 2008
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leftovers

Someone who gets the rest of a guy after someone else has finished.

Usually done by ugly people who can't find their own partners.
Sarah was rejected by every guy that her prettier friend had so she decided to go after the one ugly one and get her "leftovers".
by hshsj March 30, 2009
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Swedish Leftovers

During a blow job, the male sticks his dick so far in the chick's throat she vomits.
I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
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leftovers

The dried excrement left on the penis and outside of the vagina after sex.
(Two guys talking on the phone together)
guy1 - "Dude I took that chick home last night man."
guy 2 - "Really man awesome how was it?
guy1 - "Pretty good man but I had to shower like three times this morning I had some serious leftovers attached to me."
by shennon the phenom January 20, 2011
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Metrocard Leftovers

When there is money left in your metrocard, yet not enough for a ride but just enough to cause frustration and the use of unnecessary math.
Dude A: Right now I have $7.13 in my metrocard. That’s enough for like, 4 rides right?
Dude B: Dude, the fare’s $2.25 now. It’s only good for 3.
Dude A: What the hell am I supposed to do with 38 cents? Damn Metrocard Leftovers.
by slylover123 November 30, 2009
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