Lonnie

A Man of Great Size and Stature. Known to be Honest and Loyal. He's the Strongest guy in any given room, the first one you call when you're moving. Intelligent and engaging. Fathers beg him to marry their daughters.

How do you like your new Son in Law?
I wish he were more of a Lonnie.

by DaBiggun August 1, 2011

Lonnied

To be left hung out to dry, cock blocked, lied to, or otherwise let-down by someone who you were totally counting on.

I had to walk home from the bar because the douchebag who was supposed to give me a ride completely Lonnied me!!!

by TMANN69 November 28, 2011

Lannie

Usually a sweet girl

But will snap if she really gets upset. Usually Blonde with blue or green eyes.
Tall and has a contagious laugh
A Good friend

I love lannie she's super chill

by Littlewhitegirl15 February 14, 2017

lonnie

the name for someone with the body of a roman god

lonnie is hot

by Alonzo Thompson January 29, 2009

lonnie

amazing, gorgeous, handsome, pretty, 10/10 i love them so much

i love lonnie so much<33

by cursed davey July 30, 2021

Lonnie

Perfection:
Home:
Mystery:
The sexiest most difficult man ever encountered in every way. But the best and last sex ever had. Terrible liar except to cops and his soulmate. The name of the man that I will be with for the rest of my life and has made all other men obsolete. Perfect body and perfect hair perfect eyes perfect face. The name of the man that is my home.
Mine:

Where are u going?

I’m going home.

Oh you mean to where ever Lonnie is?

Yes, home…

by Golddigger20 January 30, 2023

lannie

short, eats a lot but is still kinda skinny, falls for douche bags,never dresses to impress,isn't good with love,has chapped lips but everyone loves her for her personality and is a loyal friend

i told carl a secret and it hasen't been spread around he is a real lannie

by 52ydvdj May 20, 2018