Luke Skywalker

A jedi.

Son of Anakin Skywalker and Senator Amidala.

A dissapointment.

"How does Anakin manage to look so hot, while Luke is pretty damn ugly?!"

"He gets it from his mother."

by [The Problem Child] June 11, 2005

Luke Skywalker

The act of cutting off one's penis and using it as a dildo after filling it with cement.

-"Hey man, you want a Luke Skywalker or something?"
-"HEY MAN! LOOK! STOP! I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE!"

by Jakey Lib January 3, 2008

Luke Skywalker

a weak ie man from star wars who manages to kill his father and the emperor by sheer luck.

WIthout his lightsaber, Luke would get pwned by Worf

by Tereth February 17, 2005

reverse Luke Skywalker

When you're just about to nut and she rotates 180 degrees and shows you her saber.

That girl I met last night gave me a Reverse Luke Skywalker!

by j1d10t2 April 20, 2023

Luke Skywalker Disease

A fear of the dark side of the force; or a white girl that is afraid to go out with a black guy.

Nah, man, that girl would never go black, she's got a serious case of Luke Skywalker Disease.

by EarthMaiden August 28, 2012

Luke Skywalker Grilled Cheese

Is when you take a Darth Vader Grilled Cheese and scrape off the burnt (dark) side, to reveal it was still good underneath.

guy 1, " ahh shit, i totally made a darth vader grilled cheese!"
guy 2, " dude, just scrape it off and make it a luke skywalker grilled cheese instead."

by Franticpen January 28, 2014

Luke Skywalker

When the guy shoots his load so hard and so accurately in her nostril that it forces a reaction of snorting the load in followed by sneezing

Why is she sneezing so hard and angrily?
Oh, I Luke Skywalkered her good

by Millennial Grandad February 3, 2024