lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007

Loudiggs

a person of intrigue; generally known to be coolheaded, intelligent, and possess a general level of awesomness.

I don't really know his name, but he is quite loudiggs.

by JKerouac July 15, 2010

Laudia

A sweet-hearted dark-skinned girl only wanting to love and be showered with love. Often times fell for the wrong guy and stayed for the least worse. She is worth more than she thinks. Family-oriented yet introverted but really close to the people she chose. The queen of gossip and she herself is the center of gossip as she is very open about herself and her relationships. Will remember all the receipts so don't be on her bad side. She is smart but doesn't like to study, makes a fool out of herself often too. Though remember, there are some things in life that you should work hard on. Loves to lay in bed.

Look at laudia, she's stuck with her boyfriend again.

by fromlightodarth January 13, 2020

Loulia

Loulia is an amazing person. She’s always so kind to people. Everyone likes her cs she’s a lovely person. But the most important thing is NEVER EVER mess with her!!!

1. Person: ,,Ugh I hate Loulia‘‘
2.Person: ,,if you hate her then stay away from me‘‘

by Keifjeny January 25, 2021

zrob mi louda

Sentence created by a polish mega chad - Masny Ben. It is used by him in his newly created song called Masny Ben - Louda. Masny Ben is an idol to all polish kid, he’s like obama to USA, so he’s words should be writte somwhere

-Hey man whats up? Have you seen my mom?
-Yeah man i saw her. I told her Zrob mi louda ;)
-Hey is that masno powiedzonko by Masny Ben?

by smaniaq November 23, 2021

Loudick

To truly understand this concept one must first have an understanding of 'Post-Break-Up Rule #1: No sex with ex's best friends'. This concept is a widely excepted concept across the United States and most of the free world. If you happen to be one of the few who are not familiar with this concept I'll sum its logic and definition up for you in a short, clear synopsis : When a long term couple splits up it is common courtesy to NOT have sex with your ex's best friends. However, this concept seems to be a difficult one to follow in the world so most individuals are allotted one fault; that one chance to fool around or even possibly have sex with one of your ex's best friends that you may have taken an interest in. But here's the catch, here's what separates the soulless from the souled, here's what separates <i>you</i> from me: After these extremely disrespectful acts have been committed, a phase of guilt kicks in, a time for the accused to think about what they've done to their friends, even if their friends didn't know... just the fact that it was done, that's what makes it wrong. That's where the guilt comes from. After this realization usually comes the point where the guilty two decide 'You know, that wasn't right. In fact, that was very wrong, what kind of friend am I anyway? Well, I don't want to be a friend who does things like this. Because, whether it means anything or not, it's still very wrong.. and I'm a piece of shit for doing it'. Once again my friends, this is where we come to the cross-roads, this is where the good is separated from the bad, the souled from the soulless, me from you. After this is all said and done, two main possibilities lie ahead: That in which the two stick with the conclusion they have come upon and be good, true friends... or just do it again! After the chance for real guilt to help you realize why what your doing is wrong... when you've discovered what a shitty thing it is to do.. and you DO IT AGAIN! -that's something that deserves a name of it's own. And from a slight morphing of the infamous word ludicrous, and additions of other vowels and consonants with special meaning behind them, thus is born the term LOUDICK. So the next time you're F'ed over by your friends, just remember: LOUDICK!

Geeze Sally, I knew you had sex with your ex's best friend once, but didn't you agree that it was wrong and a mistkae? So why did you do it again!? THAT'S LOUDICK GIRL!

by Someone who picks the wrong friends.. Some of the time. August 11, 2006

Shreveport Lousiana

Basically , a state where shooting &’ killings be happening.. we got cedar grove , cooperroad , lakeside , queensbourgh , hollywood , &’ some more hoods . Everybody be beefing and crap , so its not likely that you will come to Shreveport without getting popped, yu gone see crackheads on every corner , niggas selling shoes , raggedy ass corner store , badbuilt women cheating , dirty fonky niggas , &’ hoodrat kids with snotty noses &’ saggy pampers , in Shreveport yu gotta duck &’ dodge or yu gone get popped or grazed

Where yu stay ? Shiddd in Shreveport lousiana , my cousin just got popped not to long ago by his daddy .

by BigLitah October 20, 2021