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skank laundering

(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.
Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.

Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"
by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014
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Love Loitering

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.
Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.
by podboy1971 November 14, 2011
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Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.
Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."
by everchanging1 November 23, 2011
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Ben-Lowering

Lowering your car by adding lots of people and overloading your car's max capacity weight.
Nice man, what kind of springs or coilovers you got? Nah son, I got Ben-Lowering
by Gerardocan September 1, 2010
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Loitering

The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.
(Man standing around with his thumb up his ass)

Cop: HEY YOU STOP LOITERING!!!

Man: Screw you! (RUNS)
by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011
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money laundering

A criminal conduct, for which offender can get a sentence in pound me in the ass prison
If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison
by dildo777 September 20, 2018
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lockering

The act of being at one's locker.
"Oh man, yesterday before school I saw Andréa lockering."
by Rupert Gehmlich January 24, 2006
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