On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.
Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
by Tenac ious d April 26, 2010
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Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.
"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."
by Alanna McDonald May 19, 2008
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A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.
This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.
by Bix September 24, 2003
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Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise
"Look at that basket! Isn't it precious?"

"Yeah, it's lotion."
by B-Phat May 17, 2006
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To ingratiate, to flatter, to butter up in order to achieve an end result, to obtain and maintain friendship or other relationship. To deliberately and possibly insincerely, insinuate oneself into the graces and company of a person or group by using compliments, favours and excess attention.
Jamaican/Caribbean usage common in use in culture, films, dancehall reggae music and daily life.

In the literal sense, this term denotes derision wherein a man who "lotions" another man is actually lubricating him for anal sex. In the usual vernacular however, it simply means kissing ass - a term which has its own similar connotations. The general usage is to state emphatically that "we don't lotion" as in to say the individual refuses to pretend to like someone or a situation.
We don't lotion man. We don't lotion pet nor powder. ~ "No Retreat, No Surrender" by Terror Fabulous
~ "We don't lotion man, woman we powder, we don't powder man"
by thenewbreed July 3, 2019
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when somebody acts homosexually. i.e. when a male touches another male or implies that he wants to be sexually active with said male.
you're lotion
by russjp October 26, 2010
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