Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006

Lottie

A Lottie is very special. If you wver meet one then hold her very dear to you. She is either very tall or quite short. She has an amazing personality, and the most beautiful eyes. She can be very helpful when dealing with something at home, at school, or just in general. Sometimes she can act like a chav (in a good way), and other times she can be a very formal lady. You would never want to lose a Lottie, she is very important, and again, special. So many people envy a Lottie, she is smart, talented and sporty. She is a naturally pretty girl with beautiful green or blue eyes, blonde/brown hair (could be a dirty blonde shade), and smooth skin. She will hardly admit she is pretty, even though she is truly stunning in her core. She has the best personality, yet again, you would not want to lose her. Lotties can get very angry at times, and it’s very hard for them to hide that. Always try to stay on the good side of a Lottie. She will stick up for you if she is friends with you through anything. If you lie to a Lottie she will probably never forgive you. If you are fake to a Lottie she will probably never trust you again or ever. If you avoid the truth she will get very mad. She always has a best friend by her side. She likes to have ibfs but doesn’t usually request for them. You are very lucky to have a Lottie in your life.

guy 1: wow who was that you were talking to?
guy 2: that’s my girlfriend Lottie.
guy 1: i knew she was a Lottie, she is stunning!
guy 2: i know, but she doesn’t like to admit it.
girl 1: tell her that then! she doesn’t appreciate herself enough.

by name_here_ok November 4, 2018

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Lofian

A lost civilization, once known for their great knowledge and power. They have left many legacies, including the language of lofian, lofian physics and math, as well as their culture, which is seen in Britland and most of Swicily

They should teach lofian at more schools, its not a dead language.

by Philip Sap June 13, 2008

Lotion

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

by FAMZINHO July 4, 2016

Lottie

A Lottie is very hard to come across, she is probably the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she Has the face of an angel and you will regret ever losing a Lottie. She is very very Musical and probably likes dramatics. Lotties tend to keep their friends close and are usually quite awkward. Boys will fall over looking at her and she will usually be oblivious. Lotties tend to be focused and they strive for success, when a Lottie has a goal she will do anything to achieve it. Don’t get in lotties way or she will get angry and she is not very good at hiding that. Lotties aren’t that honest and tend to lie. If you find the right Lottie she will love you forever and no matter what she will stick up for you.

Lottie is also used to refer to someone pretty/that you like.

That girl is such a Lottie
Oh wow!
She has to be a lottie

by Abbie635x January 9, 2018