loogie

a wad of mucus that is coughed up and spit

some punk tried hock a loogie at a homeless guy and in the end they got into a fist fight and were both arrested.

by The Return of Light Joker September 08, 2009

loogie

(adj.) describing the lethargic feeling one experiences after consuming a large quantity of food.

But ma! If I eat pancakes for breakfast, I'll feel loogie for the entire rest of the morning!

by fonziefan12 June 09, 2011

loogy

muscus that forms in the lungs during blowjobs - often used to cough up pubic hair from hairy men during foreoplay

Man that is some hairy muscus - shave that shit.

by The other white meat December 07, 2003

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Kooch Loogy

The white left over in a woman's panties at the end of the day from her "natural" vaginal juices.

I thought those panties were clean until I noticed the kooch loogy.

by anteatersrawk October 11, 2009

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 08, 2008

Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

by Launix4eva September 16, 2021