Girlfriend says no to ATM so after anal you go to the shower and pretend to wash up. The day after you ask for a blowjob.
"Hey babe I'm all cleaned up from last nite let me get some head." after finishing " haha thanks for the longshot ATM.
by Uncle creepy1 July 6, 2011
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Contest similar to "silly swords" or "pissing contest" where two (or more) males stand behind a straight line and urinate as hard as they can. The winner of "longshot" is the one who is able to piss the farthest.
"Mike and Frank were in the back yard playing longshot. Mike won, but I think he shit his pants straining."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018
Get the Harpooning the salty longshoreman mug.The act of inserting a large ( Popeye like ) fist and forearm into a small orifice to cause bleeding. Also known as fisting
Watch the Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke, Enough said.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.
by grounded kid December 3, 2010
Get the longshoreman mug.man i tried having a longshore drift with my girlfriend but it bounced off her stomach and bounced into my mouth!
by southall dude June 14, 2007
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