LOMBARD

Stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead -- a rich guy who acts like a jerk.

Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 06, 2018

Lombard

Someone who is socially awkward but also unaware of their awkwardness. They are unaware so much to the point that they are outspoken and assume that they are being interesting and or original.

Alex really said out loud that he was happy people were taking pictures of his car, what a Lombard.

by Master4ndy March 31, 2022

Lombard

The sexual act of one getting into a circle of men and women above 300Lbs, who all have diarrhoea, and wrestling your partner whilst skat is constantly being thrown at you. The winner of the wrestling gets to have sex with the other.

Hey sarah! I challenge you to a lombard

by lombard455 January 06, 2025

Lombard

Lombard is a slang term for the best weed around

“Yo he has straight Lombard”

by Tickle tickle squirt January 18, 2019