LJ

Lick-it-clean Job. It's a technique used after a handjob (or a blowjob that did not end well) where cleaning is performed using the tongue to a level of cleanliness where you can put your pants back on without the need of any additional cleaning.

Her: "Oopps, I dropped some, sorry!"
Him: "Don't worry, I was in the mood for a LJ anyway!"

by $.daddy October 01, 2009

LJ

"Lick Job" the female equivalent of a "BJ"

Melanie asked for an LJ. When I asked her what it was she just pushed my head down and said "start lickin!" Haha

by KOBizzlee June 04, 2013

LJ

lj is the hottest fucker you’ll ever see. his eyes glisten in the sun. you want to fuck an lj if you can

Let’s have lots of sex LJ, please!

by RaccoonBouncer12 July 30, 2019

LJ

nascar fan, loves underfunded teams, and Taco Bell

LJ is a really cool person! :)

by racingflxmes October 22, 2020

LJ

Someone who is HILARIOUS.He will flash a smile on your face by saying, “I will eat your parents,”or, “Giggty.”If your are depressed he will make that go away..Hes a cool guy and funny one too.

HEH LJ!!!

by VEGGIE TALESSS March 11, 2019

LJ

To fall off or over an object, usual under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. In the manner of Lisa Jackson.

"Oh my god I almost LJ'd the boardwalk"

by kdawg3 October 23, 2008

lj

lj often stands for loljob,
you give somebody a loljob by loling and giving them a job. It may also refer to the art of raping eggs.

definition of lj #1

brian: did you see that, sarah just gave billy a loljob

fred: srsly??

definition of lj #2

robert: I like lj
josh: omg u like raping egggs????

robert: yes...

by aldengoesfishing January 11, 2009