Little Caesar's

Fast Food Mexican Pizza Franchise. Bite, bite, sip, sip, it's the deep dish combo mambo. It's what for lunch.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with...
Little Caesar's.

by Dagodfada88 December 21, 2014

Little caesars

The WORST pizza on the planet. This pizza tastes like literal feces. The texture is that of a dollar store steak mixed with worn car tire. And to top it all off, the guy in the commercials that says “Pizza Pizza” is gay. Little caesars is garbage and you should never eat their pizza pizza

Bro 1: Hey man let’s get a pizza

Bro 2: Where from?

Bro 1: Little caesars

Bro 2: Hell no! That shit tastes like dried leather mixed with ass!

by Urbanmaster191 January 29, 2019

little Caesars

men that are hot and ready...

"Gustavo is a little Caesars...well maybe a third of the time"

by that compact bitch October 25, 2017

Little ceasars

A man/woman who is always hot and ready like the pizza

John: "Man... Jessica still won't go out with me, but she keeps asking when I'm free."

Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."

by Boomshack January 15, 2018

Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021

Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.

"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."

by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022