Dude, I really need to shit but I know as soon as I leave the room the Broncos will score a touchdown.
Don't sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the TV screen.
Really
Dude? Are you sure that's O.K.?
Yeah no problem, I do it all the time, I'm a regular Litter
Shitter!