Abraham Lincoln Jerk

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.

"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

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Lindokuhle

A beautiful, loyal, strong and courageous person. There is never a dull moment with them. They improve your mental health with their positive energy. They are also the best friends to have.

I could speak to her all day. She gives off Lindokuhle energy

by Two worlds apart November 22, 2021

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gamer lingo

Slang that is associated in any act of playing video games.

"I hate noobs!"....."Damn dude I just got bodied"......" I hope you packed some marshmallows with all the camping your doing" - gamer lingo

by @GamerLingo July 29, 2014

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Lino

A cool kid who gets sexy bitchs.

I am a lino

by Qneef January 21, 2016

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Lincolnton Middle School

a place where you want to die as soon as you walk in the door. a place that people are fake asf. where you want to die the first seconds you walk through the doors.

“I fucking hate this school” “welcome to Lincolnton middle school”

by 💭💓 November 18, 2018

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Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.

"Hey, Jackio, wanna hire Die Hard and get a pizza in? I feel like eating Ital- ARGHH!! NO! NO! My splean! GOD HELP ME! EVIL LINCOLN!! Please, God, let me - ARGHHH!!! NOT THE VARIOUS GUTS!!! Glughh.."
"Dude, you ok? Dude?"

by Horace Wimp November 7, 2006

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