LIMP

When you are really stoned and somebody tries to wake you up, and make you move, but you are REALLY don't want to move from your place, the answer should be: "Leave me In My Pillow!!!!"

Yuval, leave me in my pillow (LIMP)!!!

by Magic Gnome January 2, 2007

limp

too much time on ones hands

he was simply limpin'

by jerk January 2, 2007

Limp Wrist

Slang term used towards gay men in reference to how they hold their wrists when they speak

“Have you seen the new IT movie? R*chie T*zier totally got da limp wrist“

by chcrri October 20, 2019

Limp Brain

An individual who cannot think for themselves. They ask for assistance to make decisions from others, but rarely if ever follow their advice. A very weak minded person who constantly complains about their situation, but cannot find any solutions to change it. A pussy headed idiot.

Student #1: Wow! That junior high principal seems lost and can't figure out the policies in the school handbook.

Student#2: Yeah, Mr. Culver is a real limp brain. He needs to go back and work at DHS with Clifton.

by skypie July 26, 2011

Limp Willy

When a man is self-pleasuring but they are completely flaccid.

I might limp willy later tonight.

He doesn't get hard so he just limp willys.

by antiari January 6, 2014

Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump

Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night

by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010

Limp Shrimp

When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!

Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.

by xoCheshirecatxo July 3, 2011