Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.

by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008

on that lily pad

On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.

Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan

Why are you're eyes so red??

I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs)

by chickita fricken nikita October 30, 2011

Lilypadding

to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit

Guy #1: Dude, lets go get high.

Guy #2: How?

Guy #1: Lets go lilypadding.

by I'm anonymous June 23, 2008

Lillypad

When you put some toiletpaper in the toilet right before you take a shit, to prevent water from splashing up your ass.

John Doe had to go on a public toilet, so he threw some paper in before he took a shit.
"Damn, that was a good Lillypad!"

by Newfagman March 11, 2009

Lillypad Management

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"

Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"

by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013

lily pad

The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.

In order to make his first presentation as stressful as possible, Il Duderino gave the Big Ragu a brutal lily pad in the hall.

by original_wetfenner April 28, 2008

lillypad

fucking the girl your friend is talking to

Parker: "Yo, Lilly. Fuck Jake, you tryna slide?"
Lilly: "yes :)"
Parker: "Perfect. Let's lillypad him"

by nigletcrusher April 6, 2023