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its a phrase you say when somebody is joking with you
man 1 " i just saw elvis "
Man 2 " your not licking my balls are you ?
by the man 789 February 18, 2009
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Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
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Lick Lick Lick My Balls

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
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A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!
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band camp ball lick

When one male, often resembling a mole, by choice or otherwise, licks another males genitals while attending band camp from grades 7-9
Man did you hear about last weekends band camp ball lick?
by Big Tunaaa February 5, 2010
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