Liam Payne

the sweetest, kindest, cutest, and most beautiful human. he deserves all the love and recognition in the world, his voice and existence are a gift to mankind. he is super talented and gives you the best advice. he's the strongest and bravest person, always giving so much to his fans and his beloved ones. he's literally sunshine in human form.

mom: why're you crying?
me: liam payne just dyed his hair blonde.
mom: ok but why're--
me: because HE LOOKS SO PRETTY I WANNA CRY

by liampaynecanrunmeover December 29, 2021

Liam Payne

This person, Liam Payne is the most adorable human I've ever met. He's so caring, funny amazing and in general per-fect. (I HAD TO OK) He's criminally underrated. stream lp1 besties !

person 1: do you know liam payne?
person 2: oh the one from one direction? Yeah! I love his music
person 1: RIGHTTTTTTTTT remember and midnight are my favs but they're all bangers!

by elle.tomlinson February 21, 2021

Liam Payne

home <3 liam payne means home. liam payne means that one comfort person who will always cheer you up no matter what. he's that one person who'll always put other before himself and care for everything and everyone but himself, which he doesn't realise. if only he knew how much he is worthy of

Friend 1: I don't think anything can heal the world anymore
Friend 2: Bro there's Liam Payne smiling what do you mean

by moondustt.png December 3, 2021

Liam Payne

Liam Payne has a 10.2 inch cock
you never knew you needed that information but you do.

Liam Payne/One Direction stan in public:10.2!!
Everyone around them: ALL LIAM NO PAYNE

by payne_chain June 25, 2020

Liam Payne

Least recognized/ obsessed with One Direction member. Liam has the least number of dirty fan fictions written about him. He is normally found being a "good friend" or "leader of the group" or "most mature". There is a small fan base for Liam Payne led by tween girls and girls with low self esteem. Liam is has a taste for brunettes and is most likely to end up with an ex-prostitute who is only there for his money. If Liam wasn't a teenage billionaire, people would have a reason to feel bad for him.

Teenage Girl 1: I love Harry!
Teenage Girl 2: I love Louis!
Teenage Girl 3: I love Niall!
Teenage Girl 4: I love Zayn!

Tween Girl: I love Liam Payne!

Teenage Girls: Oh honey, you're new to this, aren't you?

by Blacklace Hotness September 7, 2013

Liam Payne

Daddy direction! His music is good and deserves more streams. If you don't listen to Payno what are you doing in you life? He was apart of the biggest boyband on the planet (One Direction) and went on to release an album and a single with Dixie D'amelio. Everybody should listen to his music because he has amazing vocals. He also co-wrote many amazing 1D songs like Better than Words and Diana!

(his career kinda went *flop* after 1D tbh)

Person 1: Have you heard of Liam Payne?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the guy who heavily contributed to One Directions success?
Person 1: Yeah! That guy.

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! February 5, 2021

a Liam Payne

A term used to describe the most amazing guy ever. He's the type of guy that is sweet, caring, and adorable all at the same time. This guy will stand up for his girlfriend before haters, and do the most romantic of things. If you are called a Liam Payne you must be one hell of a boyfriend/friend. Like seriously, you must be Jesus reincarnated. Every girl deserves a Liam Payne. This term is adopted from the adorable puppy-faced cutie, Liam Payne from One Direction.

Girl 1: Did you see what that boy did, he totally defended his girl in front of all those people!
Girl 2: He's such a Liam Payne!

by heytherebebz July 21, 2012