lewinsky

1. An excuse used by desperate right-wing politicians to undershadow the fact that even a political moderate has been proven to be far better for the economy and most social and environmental issues than any conservative president before or after.
2. A blow job.
3. A media whore.
1. Wow, John Kerry is up in the polls because he's exponentially more intelligent than our piece-of-shit candidate? We need a Lewinsky! Call the swift boat vets!
2. Your mom gave me a nice Lewinsky last night.
3. Paris Hilton is such a Lewinsky...
by Andy November 29, 2004
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Lewinski

(verb) The act of a politician or older man of significant influence having or being accused of having sexual relations with a younger woman, typically a lobbyist, usually resulting in scandal.
Senator McCain, did you or did you not Lewinski that lobbyist?
by stratifymecaptain March 03, 2008
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lewinsky

hello cutie, < 1 hour later> ohh ohh yea im pregnant now! time for abortion. keep lewinskying me
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lewinsky

(noun) a dried cum stain on an article of clothing.
I knew Thor had spent the last half hour in his office looking at internet porn on company time becuase when He came out for lunch He had a Lewinsky on his Dockers.
by Marty Fahkeuse December 25, 2002
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lewinskied

(SEE "SKEET","CITAG") 1)When one is skeeted upon, and the semen is not within the vaginal area. Most often the semen is found on the clothes of the citag.
1)So what happened to you and emily last night?
2)We wen't back to my place and she got lewinskied.
by 34673 November 16, 2006
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Monica Lewinsky

The most famous cocksucking intern in the history of the United States.
Bill Clinton: OOoh Monica! Suck it good! Yeeah! Take it all, bitch!
Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!
by hahaa September 19, 2003
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Monica Lewinsky

To jizz on a woman's gown in the back of a limo.
"How was the drive in the limo?"
"He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown."
by ducktoadecoy May 06, 2014
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