Lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the "bumping of uglies" with a lerp. The resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.
Did you see that fugly guy Tanya took home last night? That bitch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.
by urbansombrero_biatch February 10, 2009
Get the Lerpesmug. Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.
by DoubleBubble421 January 7, 2018
Get the lerping tweakermug. by Whoodiewho July 25, 2021
Get the Lerpedmug. Acronym for Live Erotic Role Play. Similar to Larp (Live Action Roleplay) however the focus is on sexual scenarios. Lerp sessions usually end up as either an orgy, a swinging session, or individual sexual encounters. Lerping sessions will usually occur with a group of 4 or more people.
by Jagoogala May 6, 2018
Get the Lerpmug. An individual who, despite deciding to take on an enormous workload, insists upon avoiding any and all responsibility, and still expects success.
Teacher: "Okay, How many of you were hopeless lerps and forgot your course objective sheet?"
*twelve hands*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh*
*twelve hands*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh*
by doctorcaptainhatterax January 16, 2012
Get the Hopeless lerpmug. 
That dude is such a lerp. I don't know why he's around.
Lets go lerp around the mall.
Everyone is laughing, telling jokes, and having a good time at the party then there's this one guy that just lerped in the corner of the room.
Ya'll going to do something or just be a bunch of lerps?
How was your meeting? Boring, I just lerped the entire time.
Lets go lerp around the mall.
Everyone is laughing, telling jokes, and having a good time at the party then there's this one guy that just lerped in the corner of the room.
Ya'll going to do something or just be a bunch of lerps?
How was your meeting? Boring, I just lerped the entire time.
by Gillynandez February 1, 2023
Get the Lerpmug.