monica lewensky

when a girl sucks u up

like when monica gave bill head

by dirtysanchez May 13, 2005

Lentence

When you listen to your friends tell a story full of lies. You know they are all lies, but you don't say anything because you don't want to interrupt.

"So, I went back in time and ate some dinosaur barbecue ribs and played basketball with some cave men!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"

by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015

Lengend

a co worker who thinks they r legend but really just lie to ther other co workers over the internet about stupid things which makes he or she seem cooler when it doesnt at all

Jono: OH hey Elise
Elise: hey i died my hair purple
Jono: oh thats really cool u lengend

by Charlllie January 31, 2009

Lengend

Being of an extremely homosexual nature

“Omg Kayla is a lengend”

by Yeetus35718 July 8, 2019

The HOT Lewenski

Having sex with a chick... making a turd and putting it in her mouth like a cigar

I was doing this chick.. after I finished..... she was passed out and I gave her a HOT Lewenski

by B Johnson October 1, 2004

boner leniency

whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.

Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.

by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011

poetic leniency

1. The phrase 'poetic leniency' describes a way to take non fictional work and change it to fit the purpose of your writing.

2. Author's way of not getting sued.

1. K: I wouldn't respond like that though.
Author: POETIC LENIENCY!
K: Oh. Okay then!

2. Judge: She is sueing you for incorrect facts.
Author: Poetic Leniency...
Judge: Case dissmissed!

by Gemi April 29, 2006