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lakeville 

Lakeville is a suburb twenty miles south of Minneapolis with jack shit for fun. A second high school recently opened, but Lakeville (North) High School will rule forever. Also has too many conservatives and too many rich pricks.
Guy 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Guy 2: Going to a party in the country.
Guy 1: What a Lakeville thing to do.
lakeville by db8r May 2, 2006
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Lakeville, MN

Lakeville Minnesota is a town where you will find all sorts of people . The rich upper class prudes, Lower class stoners who some how obtain money to buy the things they need, homeless teenagers, bitches, sluts, jocks, etc . Then you have the police that have nothing better to do all day but follow around the local bad asses who are nothing but a big family "The Famm" doing what they need to, to survive . The use of cigarettes is at an astounding rate by the many under aged teens you are probably afraid your kids might end up like one day . Although these kids may smoke, drink, and think life has no purpose but to fucking party (and the town whores who like sex.. A LOT) they are some of the sweetest people you will find yourself coming across while your pumping gas at your car in the McKwik parking lot or brining your small children to play at the beach . By the way, Lakeville South . This world loves you even if we may have lost to some rich ass kids from Lakeville North .
"I smell bacon I smell grease . Oh my god it's the Lakeville police ! Oh shit, time to dip !" - Lakeville South

"Oh shit, another STD.." -Lakeville North

Thats Lakeville, MN for ya
Lakeville, MN by Gahhgahhhh February 23, 2011
term used to described a shitty, broken down school.

term used to describe a school that serve shitty cafeteria food.
Bill: What school do you go to?
Me: Nigga, I go to LaVille
Bill: Damn that sucks.

Claysville 

One of America's great small towns situated along the Historic Old National Road on Rt. 40. One gas station. One Diner. Maybe the most patriotic town in Pennsylvania. Named after Henry Clay, who had never set foot in town or had ever even been in the area.
Bored Guy #1: Hey, I think I'm going to head t o downtownClaysville and drink coffee with the old folks at Allum's Diner, want to come?

Bored Guy #2: Sure, and maybe later we can go over to Sprowls and buy some paint so we can watch it dry?

Bored Guy #1: Awesome.
Claysville by AMERICA_RULES_724 December 28, 2011

lameville 

Lameville can be used to define any place that sucks big time. The place has to be totally bunk, though- the people suck, the atmosphere sucks, generally uninhabitable for your average Joe. Never ever apply to colleges in Lameville- you will be the coolest kid on campus, but thats not saying much. If theres more dogs then people, its lame. If theres more trailer parks then neighborhoods, its lame. If people say 'y'all', its lame. If it has the highest STD rate per capita, its lame AND dirty. You get the point.
Girdwood Alaska, Longview Washington, Poteau Oklahoma. "I stumbled off the plane and realized I'm in Lameville USA- get me outta here before I contract herpes!!"
lameville by Mia Pia March 24, 2007

Haysville 

A small town in the middle of no where kansas.
Lets go to somewhere completely retarded like Haysville.
Haysville by Brookie:D February 8, 2009