Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.
Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!
by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009
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lava lamp

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up
I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.
by garfffffffff April 24, 2010
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lava lamp

To stroke a mans testicles gently with a babywhipe to prepare for a good suckin.
i gave him a good lava lamp last night.
by the trippin dippins September 02, 2009
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lava lamp

adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.
Yeah, that's a total lava lamp song, I couldn't stop listening to it!
by Tiio January 31, 2004
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lava lamp

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.
Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.
by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006
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Fijian Lava Lamp

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
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lava lamp dance

A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!
Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!
by CK7 July 16, 2006
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