That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night 

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA

A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

Texts From Last Night by Refresh100 July 3, 2010

that's the sound your mother made last night 

originated from SNL when sean connery said it to trebek. can be used to any sound that could be sexual.

Trebek: What sound do dogs make?
Sean Connery: Moo
Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: But that's the sound your mother made last night!

that's the sound your mother made last night by trebeeeeek May 23, 2009

just like last night, only better

You rock, no one is saying different.

"Oh my God, you were amazing. Do it again; just like last night, only better."

just like last night, only better by JormanThoad February 20, 2018

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory

"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Fatass February 13, 2003

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night 

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night by Static November 10, 2003