Laney

Laney has a big butt and a small waist but she’s over all a great person. Yes she’s a pain in my ass but I love her to death.

Laney is such a pain in my ass I swear! I wanna hug her and strangle her at the same time

by Rogue.Turtle July 24, 2018

Laney

A girl who doesn't try to look good (or maybe doesn't try hard enough), but really is. After a little work, she'd become hot.

Taken from the 1999 movie, 'She's All That'.

Guy #1: Do you think that girl over there is hot?
Guy #2: Ehh, she's a Laney.

Guy #1: Why is Amanda's hair always a disaster?
Guy #2: O, you mean Laney over there?

by Basketball59 November 11, 2006

Laney

A cannibal who may or may not be in love with a man named “Gareth.”

Oh, you are secretly a cannibal and in love with a man named Gareth? Must be a Laney.

by Lucifer’s cat March 26, 2020

Laney

A fucking snitch

Don’t be a laney

by Young oliver's biggest fan May 22, 2019

Laney

Laney is a super hot girl. She may not always believe that about herself. She is a very shy, quiet, and reserved person when you first meet her. After getting to know her she will become one of your greatest friends. She loves sports and is a very active person

Man, she sure is a Laney.

by King Maxwell December 28, 2018

Laney

Laney is usually drunk or on the ground first and around the time of 6:30pm after two Cruisers. She claims to go hard but clearly doesn't. Always hangs onto the past.

*@ 6:30pm*

Person 1 : "Have you seen laney?"
Person 2: " Yeah, shes passed out on the ground crying"
Person 1: "Shit aye"

by sorry laney January 15, 2020

Laney

A white cracker that’s a slut. You can find one of these creatures in their natural habitat, a mall. They have perky boobs, are phattys, and are hot n’ dumb.

Who’s that
Laney

by YCTC May 21, 2018