A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.
On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.
by Rick Was Here June 13, 2009
Get the landmonster mug.Someone who lives on the same property/piece of land that you own or rent, but lives in a separate building/abode/crib/dwelling/shack/home.
by Helioaqua December 14, 2009
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She’s such a pesticide. Everything about her is so unnerving and perpendicularly. She’s a straight forward girl with many friends. But one of them is so problematic and causes all her life problems. He hates all her friends. She’s a very inspiring little girl with much on her mind, even though she rarely speaks it. Poor girl...
by carrie white October 20, 2020
Get the Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer mug.a tiny motherfucking town in southwestern wisconsin, full of fake ass hoes and jocks who will forever be narcissistic and judgemental. if your daddy didn’t play football here STAY TF OUT
by fucklancasterwi July 7, 2019
Get the lancaster wisconsin mug.A goofy little country town in between the desert and mountains, just north of LA. Almost everyone has lived here there whole life, so everyone knows everyone. Seriously. You go "down below" to LA, and you see someone you know. Howdy Pardner!
It feels like it is stuck in the 1980s with its conservative politics, and the fact that everyone goes to church, I feel like I am in the Bible belt of the south. Many businesses are closed on Sunday. Lancaster has more churches per capita than any other city in CA.
Most everyone up here is in the military or works for an aerospace company.
Overall it is a good community, not much to do in terms of night-life, but the surrouding mountains and desert are good for people that like to bike or hike.
People move here once they have had their fun and just want to settle down, and ride a horse.
It feels like it is stuck in the 1980s with its conservative politics, and the fact that everyone goes to church, I feel like I am in the Bible belt of the south. Many businesses are closed on Sunday. Lancaster has more churches per capita than any other city in CA.
Most everyone up here is in the military or works for an aerospace company.
Overall it is a good community, not much to do in terms of night-life, but the surrouding mountains and desert are good for people that like to bike or hike.
People move here once they have had their fun and just want to settle down, and ride a horse.
Where are you from?
I am from Lancaster!
Oh really, I have family living in Pennsylvania.
No Lancaster in CA.
There's amish country in CA?
Well not really, but kind of, never mind. Lancaster is a little city in the Mojave Desert by Edwards Air Force Base.
Oh, Edwards, I have heard of Edwards, where the space shuttle lands, you should have said that earlier. I know exactly where that is!!
I am from Lancaster!
Oh really, I have family living in Pennsylvania.
No Lancaster in CA.
There's amish country in CA?
Well not really, but kind of, never mind. Lancaster is a little city in the Mojave Desert by Edwards Air Force Base.
Oh, Edwards, I have heard of Edwards, where the space shuttle lands, you should have said that earlier. I know exactly where that is!!
by iamquitesmart September 29, 2012
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by mr.gregg November 11, 2006
Get the landmonster mug.smallest city in the uk.... populated by students, chavs and old people. student bar ever 20m or so, home to the greatest campus uni in the country and the legendary 'sugarhouse'. students can often be seen staggering around the town at night dressed as the opposite sex, pimps, ho's or smurfs
chavs out in lancaster uk:
chav 1: "Oi mate did a smurf just walk past or has all the glue gone to my head?"
chav 2: "nah mate just students"
chav 1: "Oi mate did a smurf just walk past or has all the glue gone to my head?"
chav 2: "nah mate just students"
by marvin 42 March 11, 2009
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