Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth
douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
by Cannabelle May 15, 2017
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Jeff was sucking face with some chick at The Bear until she Landrumed him right in front of everyone.
by Supergooch June 21, 2010
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A Riley Landrum is a term that is used to label someone as a supreme class asshole. Being called Riley Landrum is one of the most vulgar insults known to man. It has many vulgar meanings, all but not limited to:
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
Guthrie Govan: “Hello!? 911!? There’s a guy named Riley Landrum outside my house and he’s threatening to rape me?!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
by Gliznig June 7, 2020
Get the Riley Landrum mug.(V.)A sexual move where the guy fingers a girl and procedes to lift her in the air while using his available arm to balance her, a very powerful move.
Damn Taylor just gave me "the dirty landrum" and I hit my head on the ceiling, and now I'm really sore.
by Damnlandrumdamn February 13, 2010
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Get the Ladarius mug.Is a mix between a planetarium and an aquarium and is mostly used to manipulate strangers with its soothing effects. There have been many cases of deep hypnosis linked to Lunariums so if you see one be carefull of the wet floor.
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