A new tennis shoe, 50% of which are Nike. They are like landmines because if someone steps on them, a perfectly rational black man is going to explode.
by Jake McLeod September 27, 2006
(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
by GroverSMB October 14, 2009
Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering
by DragonDan March 24, 2019
by gumblebee November 26, 2005
by Wood69911 March 09, 2019
When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine
So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!
by R.T. Foster, II October 13, 2007
by ndm1598 November 10, 2014