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Lakeville is a suburb about 25 minutes south of Minneapolis. There are two high schools, one of which, Lakeville South, is way better in every aspect especially sports. But the downside are that there are tons of middle aged white males driving Cadillacs and Hummers because they think they're black. (North Sucks)
Lakeville 1: Are you going to the football game against North on friday?

Lakeville 2: Hell yeah, i wanna see south kick north's ass!
by bobdafish November 21, 2006
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Lakeville is a shitty ass town in the Middle of a corn field everyone smokes weed and now one really cares at all but there are a few nice people,the cops never patrol excepted when ever one is sleeping so if you want to go zooming through you can, no one wants to live here but no one can move because no one has the money to
by zero10122 March 1, 2011
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This is a town that is 20 minutes away from civilization. It is a 3rd ring suburb of Minneapolis meaning that it has just as many stupid annoying prep snobs who pompously think they're better than the rest of the world as Edina has. The only difference is they're now being mixed in with Rednecks and the state's supply of Meth-heads. This city has surprisingly few lakes for a town called LAKEville (I've only seen one maybe 2 there) and no matter where you are everywhere you could possibly want to be is inconveniently far away.
Minnesotan 1:Did you see all those woodticks?
Minnesotan 2:Yeah, we drove through Lakeville, MN.
by j3wman April 22, 2009
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Lakeville great suburban town that has to sides: Lakeville North and Lakeville South. Both are great and extremely smart. Both help the other side of Lakeville get through tough times. Have some rich snobs and some people that actually care about others. People think Lakeville is full of rich people but there is a ton of minimum waged families also.
Lakeville is a very nice suburb.
by Zander962021 September 8, 2017
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Filled with a rare breed known as a gabber head, or a Neophyte/

But the Japanese who drive blue/black rice burners... are still not welcome here.

Lakeville is located 25 mins south of the twin cities.

Gabber heads are usually found on the south side.

The Japanese people also look like Justin Beiber... XD, Sadly located in the south side of Lakeville.

(lakeville is also thought to be mis spelled in a word checker.)
The Neophyte cranked some dark-core, as the Japanese started his blue rice burner as we all laughed.

He then mooted his rice burner to the north side of Lakeville.
by Anti-Tek April 2, 2011
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