Laying down the Carpet 

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

Laying down the Carpet by Roogz April 9, 2008

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier 

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.

Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021

Lying Dog 

A sexual position where the bottom dog lies flat on their stomach. The top dog then mounts them and enters from behind. This is the first step of Cave Canem. It precedes Doggystyle.

Sometimes my wife is so tired she can barely keep her eyes open after dealing with work and the kids. Usually, she still wants to do the Lying Dog.

Lying Dog by Warmpain May 1, 2010

laying down the rape sword 

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

laying down the rape sword by Popadamus January 13, 2010

The Lana Lang Defense 

Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville

The LL defense is fairly simple:

When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.

Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*

Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense

The Lana Lang Defense by John Marwin's ghost February 12, 2007

Picking up what you're laying down 

to dig or dig it
to understand/appreciate
a way to acknowledge that you follow what you're being told

a: once you turn left off of wisconsin avenue, the road splits, you want to take the hard right...
b: i'm picking up what you're laying down

Picking up what you're laying down by WWHS March 30, 2004

The Lying Down Game 

Quite possibly the best game invented. Ever. You lay down in a random place, then take a photo. Then upload the photo to Facebook, Bebo etc. The more random place, the better.

Ben: You wanna go play the lying down game?

Everyone: Fuck yeah!

*They play the lying down game, everyone has ultra fun*

The Lying Down Game by BennyB123 May 27, 2009