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lag fag

A slang (but not necessarilly derrogative) term for students at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts. More commonly known as just LaGuardia. Perhaps referencing to LaGuardia's large population of "out" homosexuals. Perhaps referencing to the fact that in the long run, we're just cooler and more talented than everyone else.
Jim: Hey Todd. Can you chill with us over at Columbus Circle today?

Todd: Naw man, I'm smoking up with the lag fags. you know they got the best shit!
by OmiOmi September 3, 2006
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Cockbutt Lafagget

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.
Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL
by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009
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Laggage

Lag during IRC chat creates laggage
When the screen scrolls up and their is suddelly ten lines of chat you have experienced laggage
by Vampyre September 25, 2004
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Laguage

A term that refers to the typo ridden vocabulary of conversing gays

the food commonly eaten by packs of gays; similar to pasta......it may differ from housebold to housebold
Today the gays ate laguage with marinara sauce in their housebold.
by Murder Class Alumni July 5, 2018
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Lag Fag

The name for a Gamer who uses the excuse of internet lag to hide the fact that he/she is actually terrible at the game in question.
Jo - Fuck that shit, that bitch shot me and i didn't even see him. Fuck this Lag.
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag
by Chichichubachua June 11, 2009
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laggage

When playing a video game (usually online) a player will occassionally experience "lag" or "laggage". This is when there are so many operations being calculated on the systems at once, that the screens move slowly and blocky. When someone is experiencing laggage, the enemy takes advantage of this and pwndizzles that laggageur.
Guy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GAH! SCREEN'S BLOCKY!
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?
by Undugrownd December 13, 2008
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Laxfags

Some of the assiest people to ever see the light of day. Most laxfags are people who can't play baseball. Many laxfags try to act like they are "lax bros" to cover up their 0.2cm dicks. The only pussy they get is from slutty, STD-ridden lax girls who are never hot in the first place.

There are many breeds of lacrosse players. Most are just obnoxious, cocky assholes who have barely any athletic ability and need a huge 6ft stick just to catch a ball, unlike baseball or football where you can just use your hands or gloves. There are, in fact, lacrosse players who do not fit this criteria, but they are limited to a very small amount. Unlike players of any other sport, even if they are not good at the sport, they will still insist that they are cool. Most of the time, the ones who aren't complete and utter assholes are the ones who can actually play lacrosse. Usually, the worse they are, the assier they are.

In conclusion, stay away from laxfags.

Laxfag - A huge fag who tries to play lacrosse but fails miserably, but still insists that they are cool.

All laxfags are lacrosse players, but not all lacrosse players are laxfags.
Laxfag: Sup bro I'm so kickass at lacrosse that I have a 200 dollar pinny bro yo let's go pretend to get some dome and post it on laxfags.com

Cool laxbro: I actually do get head, and not from the fugly sluts that you fags go for. Go hang yourself.
by Dr. Dicktits September 25, 2011
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