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Those creepy-lookin ass Chinese sharp toothed weird goblin keychain things that people used to obsessed with since 2024 somehow so ugly that they're cute and people

Oh yeah, and some karens think they're demonic for some reason. That's dumb.
I have the one and only 24 Karat gold Labubu. Now, this is real 24 Karat gold, made in the form of a Labubu. Now, he weighs 200 grams. It cost us £20,000 to have him made. They melted down, basically, gold bars and they put it into a shaper thing, that was the shape of a Labubu. Um, obviously this little tassel here- that is just a gold bit of material, but the ring is also 24 Karat gold. Now the reason we had one made into 24 Karat gold is because they are going so viral all over the internet, we think that his worth will definitely, definitely skyrocket. So, here he is; he is the golden one, he is the chosen one, and he is 24 Karat gold.
Labubu by ANONY-CHAN April 20, 2026

Labubu AP Scores

do not tell your friend jack about what this js
Dude did you get your Labubu AP Scores back?

Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!
Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”

labubu guy

Duhhh the labubu guy is joe bartolozzi!

The labubu guy!!!! Yoo whooo!! it a labubu!!!!

But real talk, the Labubu guy is a tiktoker, who sounds like Joe bartolozzi but actually isn't, you've seen him around. if you know Joe than you know who this guy is
this trend is used to rage bait Joe bartolozzi it follows the same trend as

I've been in the hills and Joe is dead

is it funny?
fuck yeah?
it the labubu guy chats!
hey guys!! you've been in the hills fucking dudes?
67 67 67 67???? ahhahahaa
labubu guy by Zalo_r September 18, 2025

Labubu diet

a diet averaging over 100 g of sugar a day.

a niche term coined by controversial reaction YouTuber "Goatis"
"Holy labubu diet" term sparsely used in comment sections
Labubu diet by Damswagg567 November 23, 2025

labubu torta

A missionary from michigan that moves to mexico.
labubu torta by daniel ratz December 2, 2025