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latex slut

A woman or transvestite who loves wearing latex and taking lots of cock.
The latex slut got on all fours and received a cum shower all over her rubber ass.
by Latex Slut November 19, 2013
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Latex mohawk

The act of slapping a condom onto the top of your partner's head after you are finished ejaculating to make it look as if they have a Mohawk style haircut formed by the used condom.
Jill was not amused when her boyfriend Rick perfomed the latex Mohawk by slapping his used condom on the top of her head when they finished having sex.
by Mgregg85 August 4, 2007
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latex condo

1.A condominium made out of latex.
OR
2. What you get when you misread a condom wrapper.
Abe Simpson:Latex condo. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!
by Netmaster5k January 5, 2005
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Latex Ready

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.
Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."
by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012
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latex grenade

Cumming into a condom and filling it with air then popping it on a girl's face.
"Dude I gave Chelsea a latex grenade last night."
by latexgrenademaster August 25, 2014
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“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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dark latex

by Microwave.mp4 (þ fan) August 9, 2021
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