La Croixing

TyRubbing a piece of fruit on someone's food so that it tastes vaguely like the essence of that fruit.

why does this turkey taste like a banana? Jimmy keeps fucking La croixing me.

by UrFavoriteTurtle November 28, 2019

La Croixsis

The experience one feels upon realizing he or she has run out of La Croix.

I went to the refrigerator for a crab-raspberry and we are out. It’s a complete La Croixsis.

by Mirabelle Walker July 16, 2018

La Croissant

A word used to express your excitement about something.

Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"

by IHRN September 28, 2018

Croissant Sur La Tête

French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head

Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

LaCroix's Law

LaCroix's Law states that as an internet discussion evolves, eventually someone that disagrees with a person will imply that the person watches Fox News and is therefore a moron. This person believes invoking LaCroix's Law "wins" the debate. (see Godwin's Law for a similar adage).

the internet poster Teabagger just invoked LaCroix's Law by posting that internet poster Joe SixPack is a moron and therefore must watch Fox News.

by Duke LaCroix June 18, 2014

laqueef lacroix

A strong black women in America named Lanna Lewis or as she prefers: Crusty Crevice. She is a young high school student by day but a male stripper referred to as “Peach Cobbler” by night😔🥵🥰.

*does NOT associate with niGgAs*

“hey you see laqueef lacroix over there? she doesn’t like dat white meat.”

by mixed trash May 30, 2020

Lacroix

The most Bougie carbonated water out there. Hated by most people, loved by queens.

Nobody likes lacroix

by Larson Carson July 3, 2018