Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

lesbian lumber jack

A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack

dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack

Or

so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren

by Mike Valente December 14, 2008

chocalte lumber jack

a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast

wow that chocalte lumber jack sure was tasty

by Jermiah Pharms December 5, 2003

The Lumber Jack Duo

Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.

As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO

by D1bull54 October 2, 2009

San Fransisco Lumber Jack

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.

Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

by craigward December 16, 2007

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009