chinese love child 

Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.

Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...

chinese love child by Tronboy333 July 17, 2017

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

November love child by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

Secret love child 

Shoto: are you all Mights secret love child

Deku: whaaaaa-

He is all mighty secret love child

Secret love child by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021

california love child 

the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married

She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.

california love child by california love child November 12, 2007

Guttural Love Child 

(noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.

{2} A good name for a band.

{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.

Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.

Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?

I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.

Guttural Love Child by George Alexander November 13, 2009

ryobi love child 

ryobi love child is someone that love ryobi so much that he has all of the crappy posters of ryobi. if you see one he will always say RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well have a hart attack at the same time.

How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.

1: guy 1: hay have you seen the new DeWalt hammer drill?

guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.

guy 1:yer that is so true

ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack

ryobi love child by RYOBI LOVE CHILD September 1, 2011

Cuban Love Child 

the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.

Ryan is a Cuban Love Child.

Cuban Love Child by Paul the great April 2, 2008