Lighter

A fat small penis who gets bullied

Zloid : yo what happened to lighter?
Everyone = We bullied him to suicide

by shifu September 13, 2023

Lighter Thief

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

by Addysseus November 18, 2013

Lighter taxer

Australian term for someone who pockets your lighter during a group session of smoking miscellaneous herbs with a bong. Usually done by accident.

Omg where's my lighter? Davo must have taxed it when he left. What a lighter taxer!

by Wired Infidel August 13, 2010

Lighter Game

The often unintentional theft of a friend or acquaintances lighter, many times this act is a subconscious force of habit, but is just as often not an accident. Most people realize that any lighters they buy might get lighter gamed so they purchase cheap ones in bulk.

Man 1: Dude where did my Incredible Hulk lighter go?

Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.

Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

lighter jack

verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.

Who lighter jacked me?

by Paul Rael September 30, 2011

Lighter Whore

One who collects lighters that do not belong to them. Most noteably done when passing around a bowl, one who pockets the group-lighter.

That girl is such a lighter whore; Don't be a lighter whore, pass that shit!

by Purveyor of Puff December 2, 2009