Lanolin

Pertaining to, or existing as sheep's wool.

Did you feel that african american's hair? It felt like lanolin!

by Macier Qu. Ross September 14, 2009

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

linoleum

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.

Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

thigh-lenol

putting you head btween thighs taking all the pain away

hey babe i need some thigh-lenol come here.

by Blufoxx January 24, 2023

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

lnol

Lnol= Laugh-Not-Out-Loud.

Lnol is used for when you laugh inside at something you read, but not out loud.


created by Lauren, Alex and Tom 8/4/09

'man i lnolled at what reginald sent me'

OR

'boy1:your mum!
boy2:lnol!'

by what is this? April 8, 2009

Linoleum Lizard

N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.

Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!

by killthespider June 2, 2011