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Lasagna

by Emakuni February 20, 2019
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Much like the burrito, a sexual act for the female's pleasure/humiliation. Like the burrito, the act consists or fucking her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order, however, there is one difference. In the lasagna, before you stick it in her mouth, you punch her once in the head.
Damn bitch was mouthin' off again at the bar, so when I got her home it was time for her lasagna. But she loves it, she's so great.
by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003
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The ultimate meal eaten by only the most epic 9-year-olds (and Garfield)
Popular YouTuber PewDiePie is where this version of the word originated, in his disstrack on soon-to-overtake him YouTuber T-Series (who has big gay)
"Sub to PewDiePie and eat lasagna to become epic"
by UltimateEpicGamer9yearold2009 December 20, 2018
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When a guy diarrheas all over a girls face and then spreads it around with his dick blinding her.

He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.
Kelsey and I had some great lasagna last night
by abdawg12345678 August 20, 2009
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A haircut typically sported by male fans of EBM music. Distinguished by a shaven head with a small patch of hair left at the top which resembles the Italian dish, lasagna.
Look at that hot lasagna.
That's a nice slice of lasagna he's got.
by kommandantK September 16, 2008
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Lasagna, Lasagned(Past tence)Lasagnaing(act of) When you're drunk as hell doing doggy-style and you yack all over her back. Thus looks like a plate of lasagna.
Damn! I was so fucked up last night, I lasagnaed the bitch!
by Jimmy-Jo October 14, 2007
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Lasagna

Alex's favourite food.
Alex: I had lasagna...
by LeeLee July 16, 2004
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